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July 2nd, 2012, 8:12 pm

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Shard
Posted by Shard
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When was the last time I did anything for this place?

Posted at July 2nd, 2012, 8:12 pm

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Reader's Comments:

i guess you can call him a square.......... god that pun was awful

Posted at July 2nd, 2012, 8:17 pm

Kenny the fox
Posted by Kenny the fox
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There's still spiders all over the place in here

NOW ABOUT THE SPRITE

Looks good. That's really all i can say.

Posted at July 2nd, 2012, 8:38 pm

Not sure if you want criticism.

The contrast could probably be higher on the outline since the shades are to much the same.
Still fluffy though :)

Posted at July 2nd, 2012, 9:25 pm

eddigardo
Posted by eddigardo
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Why are all of your sprites so awful looking? I mean, really. You should just stop making them.

Posted at July 3rd, 2012, 1:07 am

Zoroark
Posted by Zoroark
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Fry "Not sure if guy or flat chested girl..."

Posted at July 8th, 2012, 5:54 am

Posted by Mr. 'Chidna
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I'll be honest here, this is a bad sprite.

The shading is plain wrong, especially on his tail, where it looks like it's been flipped upside down. On the rest of him, however, it's just pillow shaded.
Not that you can notice that on first glance though. There are so many shades with so little contrast between them that they all blend together into a muddy, blurry mess.

The shaping is damn bad too. Everything is at a 45 degree angle of some sort, making him look like some kind of strange octagon-man slapped over a Sonic Advance base.
There's no depth to it either. He looks completely flat, which may be partially to do with the shading, but the fact that his head sits atop his body like Wonderboy on his mountain high above the mucky muck doesn't help, and neither does that cardboard tail.

But even if both of those were fixed, I still don't think it would ever make it any further than becoming average, and that's mostly because on a fundamental level, the design is ridiculously boring. Years ago, I had a character who looked a lot like Kale, except more serious, and had a scar over his eye. The brown jacket and the blue jeans mixed with grey fur is so overdone that even if you put him on a unicycle and made him jump through a fiery hoop with "Entry of the Gladiators" playing, it couldn't possibly be interesting.

I remember when people used to drool at how good your sprites were, Shard.
Let's bring back those days, shall we?

Posted at July 13th, 2012, 10:17 am

Neociz
Posted by Neociz
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@Mr. 'Chidna: What an unnecessarily long and detailed evaluation...

Posted at July 17th, 2012, 1:09 am

Posted by CAN I (Guest)
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PLAY WITH MADNESS~!?

Posted at July 18th, 2012, 4:48 am

eddigardo
Posted by eddigardo
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@Mr. 'Chidna:
If anyone ever drooled at shard's sprites, it's not because they think they're good, it's that they're fucking retarded.
They've never looked good, and I'm not just being mean about it.
It's kind of sad that someone who's been doing this for almost double as long as I have can't hold a candle to my mediocre shit.

Posted at July 19th, 2012, 4:14 am

Posted by Dr.Zag (Guest)
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I am a doctor, and I have just diagnose you all with stupid.

Get fucked sex havers.

Posted at July 22nd, 2012, 4:02 am

eddigardo
Posted by eddigardo
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@Bringer_of_light:
LETS take apart your comment, Neroe
The main issue I want to address is how you just butchered the English language. I mean, really, LETS???
It's like you haven't even looked in a dictionary throughout the years you have had to do so.
It's LET'S, Neroe, as in, let us.
Seriously, before you try to raise a point, please learn to write properly.

Posted at July 22nd, 2012, 8:39 am

Augmented
Posted by Augmented
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@Bringer_of_light:
>TLDR: You're a self entitled retarded 12 year old kid who's angsty and edgy because he thinks it makes him funny and cool; he does it because mommy and daddy don't love him.

>Anything you comment past this point just proves my point further. You've lost Eddi, go home. I'll take the high road from here on out and just ignore you, so have a nice life you fucking cunt.

Really?
You call him a 12 year old and then say "Anything you comment past this point just proves my point further."?
This is either a bizarre attempt at trolling, or you're "a self entitled retarded 12 year old kid who's angsty and edgy because he thinks it makes him funny and cool".

Posted at July 22nd, 2012, 8:57 am

Now, because I'm actually man enough to realize that this is an immature argument, and that this is on neither of our comics, I'm going to do the mature thing and remove all of my comments when I come home from the beach. So until then, read them, study them, learn from them.

Shard, I am very sorry that we have spammed your comic page with our petty argument.

Everyone else: I'm sorry that you had to view this fiasco.

Posted at July 22nd, 2012, 12:33 pm

eddigardo
Posted by eddigardo
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I guess we're done here, I'd rather not elevate this any further.

Posted at July 22nd, 2012, 11:18 pm

Posted by Mr. 'Chidna
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Oh Jesus Christ this is why I should log in more often. I missed the Butthurt Brigade's Perplexing parade.

Why is our sect of the SJ spriting community so fucking hotheaded?
Seriously. This deteriorated from my in-depth, and highly articulate analysis of the sprite to name calling and shit-slinging. It's fucking hilarious.

Posted at July 24th, 2012, 8:28 am

eddigardo
Posted by eddigardo
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@Mr. 'Chidna:
You should have seen the massive fucking wall of text Neroe wrote.

Posted at July 25th, 2012, 6:44 am

Afroman17
Posted by Afroman17
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I guess this comic is "complete" now.

Posted at August 17th, 2012, 5:13 pm

Posted by Muddykip64
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...I don't even know what to say here...I don't get how showing a single sprite could cause so much argument. Whatever.
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Posted at August 30th, 2012, 12:19 pm

@Muddykip64: because who argues is a troll who wish they can do better and they are upset with their own work and they think making someone feel bad and ridiculing their comics, sprites, etc, will make their darn problem go away but it wont because if they wanna be a good spriter they gotta learn that 1. they gotta stop acting like they are fricken bad@$$3$ because they aint, roleplays, comics, flashes, ok you get to act like that. but doing this in comics is just a waste of time, also i would like to say next person to comment and is disagreeing is just a dumbass who doesnt know when to drop an arguement. for all everyone knows your just a rapist whos trying to get on her upset side and then gain trust from her with apologies and shit and perform some weird rapist crap or just a person who needs to get a girl, a job, some friends, and a life. And no one has the right to say anything bad bout this cause we all can say the same about your comics in any way we want.(that goes for whoever reads this and is a comic troll) that means you eddigardo and you Mr.'Chidna. also chidna....your avatar sucks like hell -.- thats all i need to say and if anyone wants to argue with me they will be wasting their time and their life.

also i think its good, it could use some work like a good pose, but its still good cause you put effort into it shard.

Posted at September 7th, 2012, 6:08 am

i never typed such a long comment ._.

Posted at September 7th, 2012, 6:08 am

Posted by Mr. 'Chidna
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@Pyroxenite-The-Demonhog:

Just read your comment.

Nothing you said makes any sense in context.
I did not "Ridicule" Shard at all, I gave her some fucking constructive criticism. I told her exactly what was wrong and how to change it: If you think that's bad in any way, it's obvious you'll never improve.
We do have the right to say bad shit, just as you do, because funnily enough, this is the internet, and funnily enough we do have this little thing called Freedom of Speech. Don't like it? Hurt feelings? Need more vaseline to calm your hemmhoroids? Move to North Korea then, you stupid fucking wanker.
I'm not trying to act like a badass, I'm trying to help, and if people like you are just going to be whiny, petulant little bitches about it, then maybe it's best I don't bother. Maybe it really is a waste of time when retarded dickwad cuntbags like you decide to drop in with no prior knowledge of what the fuck is going on and spout some bullshit all Romney style.

And another thing. Your little "rapist" rant. How the fuck can I rape a girl in another country from me? Do you even know what rape is, or did you just slap your chode across the keyboard and hope for the best? You have no idea what you're talking about, and you should just shut the fuck up before you embarass yourself even more. Why did you even decide to insult me? I wasn't involved in the argument, you fucking retard.

You wanna reply to this? You think you're hot shit? You're not. I'm a better spriter than you, better comic-maker than you, my avatar is actually better than yours. Hell, I am literally superior to you in everything I do.
You're a worthless little piece of shit. You're a waste of quarks, and you're the most ignorant sack of fuck I've seen for a while.

tl;dr, Fuck off, you cunt.

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 4:30 pm

King_Rover
Posted by King_Rover
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Are you guys too busy laughing at all this nonsense that you might be confused about what is going on?

Let me break it down for you peeps.

1. Shard posts a new sprite for her showcase for all to see.
2. Handful of what seem to be regular people are mildly complimenting it.
3. Some guy with a nice sprite comes in and shares his opinion to order to carry Shard to making cleaner sprites.
4. White knights comes in to stand up for Shard because God knows if they're falling for her or not.
5. The Critic comes back to back up his statements and shows that he wasn't trying to offend anyone.
6. The White knights ignore this and keep harassing the critic and awkwardly brought RAPE into this.


TL;DR?
Shard is in an awkward moment where she realizes that she has multiple underaged fanboys that want to have adult commitment with her.

Also Chidna's mad and upset with someone who was attempting white knighting.


NOW FOR MY OPINION ON THIS HERE SPRITE THAT GOTS EVERYONE'S UNDERWEAR IN A BUNCH

Needs more contrast and less gray.

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 4:43 pm

Posted by Mr. 'Chidna
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I'm fucking angry because this cocksucker is so ignorant and literally everything he said was wrong and disrespectful on a fundamental level. At this point, it's not about Shard's sprite anymore for me.

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 4:46 pm

G.B.A
Posted by G.B.A
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@Pyroxenite-The-Demonhog

Hi there Demonhog, what's going on in the wonderful world that is you?

Me?

Oh nothing just bored, but seeing you're here chatting away about boasting, trolling and trying to be 'radical' is charming. Really it is.

Seeing that I'm suddenly here for no reason to read these comments to past the time, I thought hey... why the hell not? So let's read what you said:

Number 1 - 'They gotta stop acting like they are fricken bad@$$3$ because they aint, roleplays, comics, flashes."

Nobody is acting like a badass here (I'm not sorry about the 'bad' language by the way) because the sprite is weak. Very... weak. Role-plays, advertising, flashes and TROLLING have nothing to do with critism for the sprite Shard made; you silly goose.

Number 2 - Apparently there is no number two or three or four, that means you rushed your comment and didn't think this through. Good job, you deserve a badge for your commitment for the cause.

It's people like you who think that they can change the world around by trying act like the guardian of a sacred temple that shouldn't be touched by corrupted minds. Sorry but everything you wrote there was tripe.

You need to get your facts straight.

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 4:47 pm

King_Rover
Posted by King_Rover
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@G.B.A: I'll say

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 4:48 pm

plokman
Posted by plokman
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@G.B.A: Indeed.

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 4:48 pm

Tornado 2
Posted by Tornado 2
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Posted at September 24th, 2012, 5:41 pm

And then the fire Nation Attacked.

Posted at September 24th, 2012, 10:06 pm

eddigardo
Posted by eddigardo
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Oh fucking wow.
This entire page is reason enough for me to justify my no longer posting comics here.

Posted at October 6th, 2012, 10:41 pm

opdisk225
Posted by opdisk225
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I can't see Neroe's comments now but judging from the other's comments I feel like I messed something that would have required a huge amount of popcorn for the bystanders.

Posted at October 21st, 2012, 9:00 am

Zmanwarrior
Posted by Zmanwarrior
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Doo doot-doot, doo doot-doot

Smackjeeves~

Posted at October 22nd, 2012, 1:08 pm

Reds
Posted by Reds
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sprite is utter shit

seriously dont

just dont

stop

Posted at November 23rd, 2012, 7:10 pm

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